There once was a little girl with a Beckham
who gave her poor parents heckem --
She furrowed her brow
and then had a cow;
if you had nerves of steel, she would wreck 'em.
2005-01-07
Added by: Lisa G.
Sorry I don't have a bad limerick to add to that one, but all I can say is that I think Jenny Factor must have been reading a lot of Dr. Seuss to her kid before writing this.
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who gave her poor parents heckem --
She furrowed her brow
and then had a cow;
if you had nerves of steel, she would wreck 'em.